Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men

Recently, I reunited with a good friend I used to work with in Alaska.  It had been over 10 years since we last talked or saw one another.  By coincidence I had been thinking about her the week before she found me on Facebook.  I am so glad she found me since she’s a great lady and a true friend!

Today, I received a greeting card in the mail from her. It wasn’t just any old greeting card, it was a Chocolate-themed card!  I instantly smiled and laughed as I read it.

Her card made my day!

Inside the card she simply wrote, “I saw this card and knew it was for you!”

How cool is that?

Gotta love good friends.  :)

OK, so now I’m going out on a limb here and sharing with you the Chocolate humor in this card. I say “going out on a limb” because it’s a bit risque and I’m trying to keep this blog fairly family-friendly.  But I’m going to share it anyway.

So here you go.  This was HILARIOUS!!!

Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men

20.  All the good Chocolate isn’t already taken.

19.  Chocolate never leaves the seat up.

18.  Chocolate is easily molded.

17.  All your friends understand what you see in it.

16.  Every Chocolate is rich.

15.  Its sole purpose is to give you pleasure.

14.  When you’ve had enough Chocolate, you can put it away in its box.

13.  Chocolate might make you fat, but it can’t make you pregnant.

12.  You can spot the nutty ones immediately.

11.  PMS only makes you appreciate it more.

10.  With Chocolate, you can admit that size really matters.

9.  You don’t have to go to sleazy bars to pick up Chocolate.

8.  Your mother will never say it’s not good enough for you.

7.  If you and your best friend like the same Chocolate, it’s not a problem.

6.  Chocolate can be sweet without having ulterior motives.

5.  You can have more than one Chocolate a day, and nobody will call you a slut.

4.  You always know where your Chocolate is.

3.  If you want to make it hard, you just stick it in the fridge.

2.  With Chocolate, you never have to fake being satisfied!

And the #1 Reason Why Chocolate is Better Than Men…

1.  Chocolate is always there for you when you need it!

Tada… so there you go!  That was the Chocolate humor which brought a smile to my face.

Thank you my friend.  You know who you are.  :)

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9 Responses to “Top 20 Reasons Why Chocolate is Better Than Men”

  1. Kim @ What's That Smell? — February 18, 2010 @ 8:04 PM (#
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    HAH those were funny. And totally true.

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    • MsWonka replied: — February 23rd, 2010 @ 7:33 PM

      Yes ma’am! Very true! Thanks for stopping by Kim!

  2. Kim @ What's That Smell? — February 18, 2010 @ 8:04 PM (#
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    HAH those were funny. And totally true.

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    • MsWonka replied: — February 23rd, 2010 @ 7:33 PM

      Yes ma’am! Very true! Thanks for stopping by Kim!

  3. ModernMom — February 21, 2010 @ 6:54 AM (#
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    This is so funny! Love it:)

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    • MsWonka replied: — February 23rd, 2010 @ 7:30 PM

      Thanks and thank you for stopping by! :)

  4. ModernMom — February 21, 2010 @ 6:54 AM (#
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    This is so funny! Love it:)

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    • MsWonka replied: — February 23rd, 2010 @ 7:30 PM

      Thanks and thank you for stopping by! :)

  5. This is very true..if i may add, chocolate makes your mouth water..thanks for sharing..;)

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